I just want to be
Oh, please let me be free.

Clippity-clop
to the coffee shop.

Zippity-doo
to the store to buy shoes.

Ho-dee-doe
just ten minutes on the phone.

Oh, let me be
please leave me alone.

Can I please have a minute to pee on the pot?
I swear I’ll be back you intemperate tot.

Splish-splash in the shower
rub-a-dub in the tub
I beg of you please my skin needs a scrub.

Just one minute of peace
a breather I say
we’ll all be better off
if I can get one minute today.